SMALL BALL

This is Leo Egan. He is a baseball player in a nerdy fictional baseball league I participate in. He is the best baseball player to ever have existed in the league, and would be the best player in baseball history if he actually existed. In 9 major league seasons he’s hit .375/.478/.765. He’s never posted an OPS under 1.100 in any season at any level. He has 478 home runs at the age of 28. He is not on my team. Goddamnit. 

This is Leo Egan. He is a baseball player in a nerdy fictional baseball league I participate in. He is the best baseball player to ever have existed in the league, and would be the best player in baseball history if he actually existed. In 9 major league seasons he’s hit .375/.478/.765. He’s never posted an OPS under 1.100 in any season at any level. He has 478 home runs at the age of 28. He is not on my team. Goddamnit.